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If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

I would ride the bus to confuse people.

I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.

I would have a tumblr and post fanart and fanfics to make them question everything I do

I would go on Omegle, type in one of my ship names as an interest, then start a video chat with an unsuspecting shipper fan.

can i punch you in the face or…